Chinese and a Movie, Thank You Very Much

An easy-to-follow recipe for embarassing your favorite Gentile this holiday season:

Step 1: Be Jewish.

Step 2: Wish non-Jews a Merry Christmas.

Step 3: Await response (i.e. Aw, thanks! Merry Christmas to you t...wait...)

Step 4: ?

Step 5: Profit?

Haha. Don't worry, happens all the time. Merry Christmas to you too. Arf arf.